Pretty Cool Gifts for Retirement

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    celebrate your colleagues' retirement with these cool retirement gifts! whether you're saying 'well wishes' or 'thank fuck', we've got something to match that vibe ;)
    84 products
    Fresh Out Of Fucks | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fresh Out Of Fucks | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fresh Out Of Fucks | Mug
    Zero Fucks - Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Zero Fucks - Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Zero Fucks - Mug
    Fresh out of Fox | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fresh out of Fox | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fresh out of Fox | Mug
    Darling, You are Fucking Magical | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Darling, You are Fucking Magical | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Darling, You are Fucking Magical | Mug
    You are Tired | Candle - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    You are Tired | Soy Wax Candle
    Fresh out of Fucks Man | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fresh out of Fucks Man | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fresh out of Fucks Man | Mug
    Here's The Thing Fuck Everyone | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Here's The Thing Fuck Everyone | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Here's The Thing Fuck Everyone | Mug
    Cheers Bitches | Candle - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Cheers Bitches | Candle - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Cheers Bitches | Soy Wax Candle
    Yay | Candle - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Yay | Soy Wax Candle
    I Hate Everyone But You | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    I Hate Everyone But You | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    I Hate Everyone But You | Card
    Exhale the Bullshit | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Exhale the Bullshit | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Exhale the Bullshit | Mug
    Cheers Bitches | Wine Label - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Cheers Bitches | Wine Label - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Cheers Bitches | Wine Label
    Zero Fucks | Wine Label - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Zero Fucks | Wine Label
    Oh Fuck Yeah! | Candle - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Oh Fuck Yeah! | Candle - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Oh Fuck Yeah! | Soy Wax Candle
    Evolving Like a Motherfucker | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Evolving Like a Motherfucker | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Evolving Like a Motherfucker | Mug
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    Fuck This Shit | Wine Label - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fuck This Shit | Wine Label - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fuck This Shit | Wine Label
    It's Your Special Day | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    It's Your Special Day | Card
    Good Human | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Good Human | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Good Human | Mug
    You Fucking Did Did it | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    You Fucking Did Did it | Card
    Cheers Mama | Wine Label - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Cheers Mama | Wine Label
    Simply the Zest | Candle - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Simply the Zest | Soy Wax Candle
    Gold Star For You | Sticker - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Gold Star For You | Sticker - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Gold Star For You | Sticker
    Fox Sake You're Retired | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fox Sake You're Retired | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fox Sake You're Retired | Card
    Fuck Everyone | Wine Label - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fuck Everyone | Wine Label
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    Gold Star for You | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Gold Star for You | Card
    Now or Never
    Living Your Best Life | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Living Your Best Life | Card
    Get it Girl | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Get it Girl | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Get it Girl | Mug
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    IMPERFECT Fresh Out Of Fucks | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    IMPERFECT Fresh Out Of Fucks | Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    IMPERFECT Fresh Out Of Fucks | Mug
    Living My Zest Life | Candle - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Living My Zest Life | Soy Wax Candle
    Bad Bitch Energy | Sticker - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Bad Bitch Energy | Sticker
    Candy Heart Compliments | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Candy Heart Compliments | Card
    Every Day is Saturday! Happy Retirement | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Every Day is Saturday! Happy Retirement | Card
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    Don't Leave Me Here in This Hell | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Don't Leave Me Here in This Hell | Card
    Now or Never
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    Do Whatever The Fuck You Want | Sticker - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Do Whatever The Fuck You Want | Sticker
    Now or Never
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    Yay You Did it | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Yay You Did it | Card
    Now or Never
    New Job? That's Rude | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    New Job? That's Rude | Card
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    IMPERFECT Zero Fucks - Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    IMPERFECT Zero Fucks - Mug - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    IMPERFECT Zero Fucks - Mug
    Keep in Touch | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Keep in Touch | Card
    Fuck That Place! Happy Retirement | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fuck That Place! Happy Retirement | Card
    Fucking Freedom! Happy Retirement | Card - Pretty by Her- handmade locally in Cambridge, Ontario
    Fucking Freedom! Happy Retirement | Card